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Time Keeps on Slippin’

Can we have Bender Burgers again? Ooh, name it after me! Shut up and get to the point! Oh yeah, good luck with that.

A Head in the Polls

What are their names? I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness. Well, then good news! It’s a suppository.

  • Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life.
  • You guys go on without me! I’m going to go… look for more stuff to steal!
  • Actually, that’s still true.

Bend Her

You’re going to do his laundry? I had more, but you go ahead. I wish! It’s a nickel. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera.

A Flight to Remember

How much did you make me? Man, I’m sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! ‘It is!’ My precious torso! Fatal. I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died.

  1. Man, I’m sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor.
  2. I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died.
  3. Dear God, they’ll be killed on our doorstep! And there’s no trash pickup until January 3rd.
  4. What are their names?
The Deep South

Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. Are you crazy? I can’t swallow that. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it!

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Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. Are you crazy? I can’t swallow that. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it!

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